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All the video games @peteholmez mentioned in his podcast You Made It Weird. The podcast has been sponsored by Gamefly and has a deal with Amazon. Pete suggests these games for your purchasing pleasure. Too bad they’re not real, I wish some were.

Bioshock 3: It’s Just Swimming, No City
Super Mario Half-Brothers: Awkward Barbecue
Mass Effect 4: Massachusetts Effect
Fable
Skyrim 2: Skyrim Job (Fuck Me With Your Elder Scroll)
Excitebike 2: Enthusiastic Bike
Tekken 11: Tekktris
Let’s Wake The Elderly
Let’s Wake The Elderly 2: We Don’t Respect You, Old Man
Sitar Hero
Rock Band: Weird 70’s Heroin-Fueled Jazz
Rock Band: Huey Lewis And The News “This Is It”
Rock Band: Black Fraternity Step-Group
Lego Human Centipede
Pong
Pong 2: Just Keep It Pingin’ And Pongin’, Baby
Super Smash Wachowski Brothers
Halo 4: Halo, How You Doin’?
Splinter Cell 8
Gears Of War 4: Guys, There Are Monsters Everywhere, Let’s Just Get Out Of Here
All Long Piece Tetris
Streets Of Rage 4: Somewhat Angry Streets
Hulk Hogan Needs To Find His Hotel Key
Frogger 3: Skateboard Teens Jaywalking
Street Fighter vs. Roe vs. Wade
Super Mario 5: Who’s Italian Now?
Dog Shusher
Dog Shusher 2: Quiet Down, Boy
Lego Herman’s Head
Boxcar Hobos
Spaghetti Wrestling
Pat Sajak Can’t Find His Watch
Crowded Bus 3: Airport Shuttle
Frogger
Racist Donkey Kong Country
Lego Stand By Me
Zealand Hog
Daydrinkin’ (released in Japan as Pete’s Lonely Tuesday)
Fuck You Wario
Fuck You Waro 2: Fuck Wario’s Mother
Lego Sophie’s Choice
Giraffe Olympics: Sweden
Super Mario Louge
Let’s Fight These Asians
Paperboy 2: Just A Regular Grown Mail Carrier
Pass The Fucking Peas, Trish
Pass The Fucking Peas 2: Did You Hear Me, Trish? I Said Pass The Goddamn Peas
Altered And Re-Altered Beasts
Joust
Leisure Suit Larry And The Case Of Date Violations
Space Quest 7: This Shit Was Old After Part 3
King’s Quest 7: Pass That Loaf Of Bread And That Cheese That You Cut With A Knife
Copernicus’s Dilemma
Fledgling Fembots
2 Bunnies And A Sword And A Pizza Place
Slap The Salamander
Slap The Salamander 2: Who’s Slapping Who?
Batman: Arkham Pants Fire
Snuggle Bunnies
Snuggle Bunnies: The Revenge
Mortal Testicle
Deck A Cake
Pitfall
Sensational Sam And The Six Samurais From Sullivan Street In Somerville
Ikari Warriors: Dance Dance Revolution
Track And Field
Duck Hunt Extreme
Weapons Nut
Batman: Arkham City Asylum Modern Warfare 2
Bonk
The Toe Brothers
Battletoads
Upside-Down Tetris (released in Japan as Upwards)
Batman: Kick In The Face 2
The Sandwich Team
Pickle Knucklers
Smash Face And The Two-Ton Gang
Call Of Duty: Arkham Asylum
Arkham City: Modern Warfare 3
Batman Fever
Call Of Fiesta
Call Of Fiesta: Modern Warfare 2
Sonic Sonic
Call Of Duty: Shoot People
Super Mario Nuts

These were originally compiled by AST poster Lustful Gustav, I’m just the messenger. Please listen to Pete’s podcast. It’s both incredibly funny and enlightening. It will make you feel good about yourself and humanity. Yes, really.